Monday, February 11, 2013
1) I'll do anything to get this girl to eat vegetables and
2) Most of my embarrassing stories are NOT child-friendly stories. Quick... Think...
One time in high school I went to the hair salon and asked for a 'Rachel' haircut.
Jason: "Wow. That IS embarrassing."
Thanks. So, I asked for the 'Rachel' haircut, but left with a really awful mullet. Clearly she was the only person to never have watched "Friends."
I came up with several stories. I wore two different shoes. I backed into a trailer in front of our house. Vet visit that turned ugly.
Jason: "There was that time you went to work and forgot to wear pants."
That didn't actually happen, by the way. Too late. My 4 year old was HYSTERICAL at the thought of it. I think it falls under the preschool-no-pants-underwear-humor category. Awesome stuff.
I'm trying to appear human in the eyes of my daughter. I do embarrassing stuff. All my embarrassing stuff was purely the result of miscommunication, forgetfulness, dumb luck and NEVER because we polished off a 3 liter bottle of wine before the dance even started. Now that would be embarrassing!